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Me thinks that britain leaving the E.U Is a bit like dat eagles hotel California song . You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

One minute me is having a spliff in the cockpit with the captain .. Next we is emergency landing in valencia and sliding down a shute to get some tapas. We is having fierce munchies

Me join a new gym me thinks the instructor is a racist . When me was using the rowing machine he started whipping me

Me friend say "you should always say no to drugs". Me say "if you is talking to drugs you is already on drugs" .

Me no understand them stinking rebellion raasclaats moaning all de time . Me loves global warming, me loves being warm, me loves the sun, me loves robbing their phones and wallets at knife point when they is chained to a fence.

Former Egghead Batty boi BJ( sorry )CJ de Mooi has finally opened up about living with AIDS. Nah him must have opened up ages ago for him to get HIV in the 1st place.

When me and leeroy play chess me always choose white to annoy him . Him smile and say "why do you always choose white you traitor. Me laugh and say "me enjoy the privilege of always going first because of me colour for a change"

Me was walking down the street today, when a skinhead shouts at me "Oi nigger fuck off back to the jungle" Me shout back "what you on about Mr Magoo me look nothing like Harry Rednapp"

Me visit georgia and go bungee jumping, me suspected they may be kkk. Them try and put the rope around me neck

Me give up on me new career as a window cleaner . A babylon see me up a ladder and arrest me straight away. Me say "you is a racist, times have changed, have you never see black window cleaner before?". Him say "most window cleaners clean windows with a sponge and a squeegee not a crowbar mate "