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Me was walking tru London and me see a little niglet, me walk up and pat his head and say "yo little bro" Him turn around all nasty like" him say " me is a pygmy you big idiot, not a child, you treat me as you would any black adult man." So me stab him and steal his phone .

Me love christmas, tip toeing around the house, kids excited, all asleep dreaming of santa, the stockings mistletoe and all the presents under the tree . Then me love to have a mince pie and a glass of sherry , Then me scoop all the shit up put it in me sack and fuck off before anyone wakes up.

Me say that adolf hilter man no so bad him only want peace . A piece of poland a piece of Czechoslovakia a piece of russia ....

Me give up on me new career as a window cleaner . A babylon see me up a ladder and arrest me straight away. Me say "you is a racist, times have changed, have you never see black window cleaner before?". Him say "most window cleaners clean windows with a sponge and a squeegee not a crowbar mate "

Me dont like to brag about me size, but when me poke the wife, she has to be in another room .

Me wife say "yonigger where did you get dat gold watch have you been stealing again?" Me say " no way me win it fair and square in a race, me is fast " She say "what race that be then?" Me say "the race between me the copper and the owner of the watch"

Me thinks that britain leaving the E.U Is a bit like dat eagles hotel California song . You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

Me visit london , me see a young black hoody looking all sad and depressed playing with his knife, Me reckon him about 9 year old. Me say "yo young nigger my bro why so sad ?" Him say "him having a mid life crisis"

Me no understand them stinking rebellion raasclaats moaning all de time . Me loves global warming, me loves being warm, me loves the sun, me loves robbing their phones and wallets at knife point when they is chained to a fence.

Me join a new gym me thinks the instructor is a racist . When me was using the rowing machine he started whipping me