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Yo there brotherhood you just a bunch of sad white honkey mother fuckers , you aint from da hood pussy boys, Yo aint tough enough to go about saying you is some ass kicking bro'hood an jus 2 of ya sounds mo like brother lee lurve to me. Oh and any mo of dat shit an me n the boys gonna pop a cap in yo sorry asses

Me so well hung it's frightening .. Lately me getting turned on too much and ripping me undies and best trousers with the force of it . So I visit de blacksmith have him fashion a metal cod piece to keep moby dick under control like . It work a treat for a few days, me thinks me give it a big test .. So me go down the strip club all them big booties and titties wobblin in my face ..it was fine then me hear a creak, and BANG!. Next day In the kingston press me read .. 20 strippers injured by shrapnel big winston escape on hairy pogo stick.

The other day me in a burnin buildin. We were on the 1st floor and de flames were lickin up dem stairs . Women n children screamin fer help. all trapped, quick as a flash, me unzip me farah's and pull out me python. They all slide down me cock to saftey . I just jump , and thats how me play snakes and ladders .

Me visit south Africa,when me see a white man driving a speedboat pulling a black man on water ski's. I say to a honky sat next to me " I like that man racial harmony at work " Him say " you niggers know fuck all about shark fishing "

Me visit the grave of Nelson Mandela. I must admit me not ashamed, me start to weep. A brother says "I understand your grief nigger, he be a great man " Me say "No me sad coz the cunt still owe me £300 for weed.

Me visit Ethiopia to see the home of jah Haile Selassie. Me shocked at all the skinny niggers everywhere , dem so hungry they is eating flies. One guy boast to me he is champion fly catcher and could catch 20 in a minute , me say I could kill 50 in 1 second he laughed and say "no way" So me mash him the face with a frying pan , got 100 in one go .

Me walking down street today when some young black dude call me "Uncle Tom" . Me so mad, me rage on him, beat him to a pulp, him end up in hospital. Later me sister call round and say "Thomas why you beat your nephew like that are you crazy?" Me think me fuck up .

Me visit london , me see a young black hoody looking all sad and depressed playing with his knife, Me reckon him about 9 year old. Me say "yo young nigger my bro why so sad ?" Him say "him having a mid life crisis"

Me like to sleep a lot , but me afraid to dream . The last nigger to have a dream got shot.

Me thought me have a car boot sale .. It didn't go well . Me neighbours just take all thier stuff back .