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George Bush's family gathered to see their patriarch solemnly interred, surrounded by that which he loved most. They shoved the coffin down an oil well.

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After a successful valentine's day comes Balanitis day. If you don't know what that is, I suggest a Google image search. You can thank me later.

"If you are facing any problem in website ,then mail us" I'm facing a fucking grammar problem every time I come here.

Was driving past a church and saw their message board said 'Free trip to heaven, see inside for details.' Might get that printed on my pants.

With all this royal baby shit going on, I've been racking my brain trying to think of something funny to post. Looks like everything good has already been done and I don't want to post a dupe. I'll just steal something and stick it in the meme section, no one seems to give a fuck there.

I was standing in the shower pushing my hemorrhoids back up when I started to worry that it could be gay. So I closed my eyes and had a wank with my other hand to take my mind off it.

Let's invent an antisocial network. No friends, just a list of cunts I don't want to talk to. Nevermind. I'm already here.

Fucking hosepipe ban. What do I stick into this OJ bottle to make a bong then?

If you think about it, selling off the NHS would be hilarious. Imagine the reaction from all the freeloading channel hoppers that came here for the benefits and free healthcare.