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Two goldfish walk into a bar. The barman says, "Why the long faeces?"
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I walked into a gay bar by mistake. I'll be buggered if I ever do that again.
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"Your penis is miniscule!" she laughed. "That's a big word for a three-year-old," I replied.
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I don't believe all this rubbish about Facebook targeting you with adverts based on your browsing history. I've never seen an ad for lesbian dwarf pissing.
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My wife said, "A man is ruled by his penis, while a woman is ruled by her head." I said, "Huh, huh, yeah, head, gimmee head."
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Sigmund Freud thought everything was connected to sex. Prick.
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An incestuos chappie from Chad Bemoaned the two choices he had 'Twas one or the other He roger his mother Either that, or he bugger his dad.
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This is an appeal to give £2 a month to the poor people of Britain who have given so many £2 a month to starving children that they can no longer pay their mortgage. Please give £2 a month by phoning 19999995559 and then we'll phone you every week trying to guilt-trip you into giving more.
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I left my wife because she didn't want to have children. So why the fuck did she marry a paedophile?
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Two goldfish go into a bar. The barman says, "Why the long faeces?"
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