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A coworker told me this joke recently when I told him to "tell me a joke" What happens when you drink food colouring? You dye a little on the inside.
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Starbucks is starting to offer free drinks during funerals. They acknowledged the need for mourning coffees.
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Took grandma to a spa where they have fish eat your dead skin It was cheaper than paying for a funeral.
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Subway is opening a sandwich making college in Liverpool. Everyone there is already great at making things inbred.
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Me: Sorry for being late, I was having some computer issues. Boss: Hard drive? Me: No, the commute was fine. It was my laptop.
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Every day, I find a staircase in some building, disassemble one of the stairs, and leave with it. I just like to take things, one step at a time.
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My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves... It looks like the boa cons tricked her!
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They say to upset a blind man, leave the plunger in the toilet... But I think you'd frustrate him more by putting door handles all over the wall.
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