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I'm watching Wolf Hall, a docudrama about Henry VIIi. But I'm confused, I always thought Anne Boleyn was black.

Ireland haven't taken a beating from the English like that since Londonderry in the 1990's.

British people pronounce the religion of peace as IZ-LAM. American people pronounce it as ISS-LARM. But really, it's pronounced I-SLAM. As in "I slam planes into buildings."

Chris Kaba: Lovely lad, did a bit of volunteering in his spare time. Gave tirelessly to charity in between his shifts helping old ladies cross the road and working towards his multiple degrees. Could have been a lawyer, a doctor or a professor. But he did shoot a few people. Massive loss.

My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5,000 piece puzzle. If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4,999 pieces.

"Jesus died for our sins" say the god botherers. "He was crucified on Friday and rose again on Sunday!" Excuse my ignorance but he didn't die for my sins. But to be fair, he did give up a weekend.

You wouldn't 1-2 be a plate in Greece tonight.

Practical advice: If all the toilets in your house are occupied, turn the WiFi off.

Found Adolf Hitler's former house for sale on the internet. It was on Reichmove.

I started playing silent tennis recently. It's like normal tennis, just without the racquet.