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Initial reports suggest Caroline Flack killed herself by watching Love Island repeatedly.

I've only one thing to say about Caroline Flack. Necro up the shitter job. Dry.

If I get Coronavirus I’m not going to have a test All I hear on telly is that another person has died after testing positive for Coronavirus

I’ve just been tested positive for covid. The track and tracer asked who I’ve been in contact with so they can isolate them for 14 days. “Dominic Cummings”

Scientists unable to identify Coronavirus in vistors from China One scientist was quoted as saying "they all look the fucking same to me"

I can’t wait for this Covid contact tracking app I’m going to hack my phone and pull out the numbers of all the hot women I meet.

It’s funny how the USA and the U.K. use the same language but are different. We say tomatoes they say tomaytoes We sing “head shoulders knees and toes” and they sing “knees neck knees neck”

Scientists confirm that Eve did not talk to a serpent in the Garden of Eden. They also found that Adam was a ventriloquist with a long cock.

Dominic Cummings has just started a football team. Now he can meet 21 other people, doesn’t have to maintain social distancing and can spit on the floor

Boris Johnson to announce new measures to protect the vulnerable Please tell me he’s going to quarantine all coons.