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I onced asked Nicholas Parsons for his autograph and he told me to fuck off.
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Bought the missus a bunch of flowers and she said "I suppose I'll have to put them in a vase" I replied "why don't you open your....... Fucked up again haven't I Bollocks
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With my testicular cancer my bollocks are like The Beatles. I've only got two left. Nod to variant
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Why was Freddie Mercury buried face down? It's because he was a fucking ugly cunt.
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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants? Because your Moscow will fall in Something like that...fucked it up haven't I Bollocks
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This Man goes to the Doctor, takes his shoe off and shows him his foot. The Doctor says "That's not your Penis". The man replies " I know but it's a good........Fucked it up again haven't I . BOLLOCKS.
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This man goes to see the Doctor and says. "Doctor, Doctor i keep thinking i'm a pair of curtains" and the Doctor replies "Take these pills once a day and if they don't work bring me back a television and a DVD player". Fucked it up haven't I Bollocks.
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I met a crossdresser from Greater Manchester today. He had a Bolton address . Fucked that right up haven't I Bollocks
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Three queers are lying in bed, which one is the skier? The one wearing the winter thermal gloves, the snow boots and th....fucked that right up haven't I. Bollocks.
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If anyone is worried about the Indian variant, then i suggest you sikh advice
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At the moment, I've got a pair of Quintens tight pink tiger print thong on. I've been wearing them since my missus found them on the backseat in my car. oooooh.
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