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Disgusted to see the government think feeding my kids is not their responsibility! Sent from my iPhone 12.

The Ultimate Mike Drop... Buster Douglas, 11th Feb 1990. Nod to 'Jizz'

Met a guy who said he was a famous singer back in the 80s. I thought he was lying but he was Adamant.

Go to Google. Type in ' Who is Raymond Van Barneveld Manager' Youre welcome.

As well as 'sort' by newest and 'highest' can you please add a filter? The idea of being able to avoid wasps 20 jokes a day for just one click would probably be enough to make the site worthy of an IPO stock launch. Also, while you are at it can you sort the sub categories to alphabetical order. Not just the order you thought of them in. Much appreciated.

As lockdown rules are relaxed spare a thought for the people of Bradford trying to decide which of their 30 closest family members to meet outside.

I used to teach history, but thats all in the past. I started teaching biology but my heart wasn't in it. I tried teaching chemistry, but there were elements i didnt understand. I was offered a job teaching maths, but something didn't add up. I was sent to Germany to do food science, that was the wurst. I've started teaching physics, its got potential.

"Backlog of cancer patients awaiting treatment should clear within a matter of months" - Matt Hancock ...Sort of fixes itself does that one Matt.

My new girlfriend is a bit of a fox, she's not attractive or anything, she goes into town at night digging through bins for food.

Information for all, no need to reply. If you have any questions, message Vapeman directly. Hopefully, all will be understood - so you won't need to. Duplicates are being deleted for the good of the site. They don't have time to look back at everything so ive reposted this with a few words changed just to be a twat. Apparently if your joke is close but not a duplicate, it won't be marked as such, let's see :-) If you wish to repost an old joke, make sure you delete the original first before posting your new/revamped gag. If your joke is an old one but not on here, then you can post it here. The search box isn't great but it's what we have.