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Good news for insomniacs - Only one more sleep till Christmas!
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Some guy knocked on my door earlier today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour." I replied, "You've got the wrong house then mate."
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"I love you loads, honeypie." My wife said earlier. "And I love you tons." I replied. "What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed. Sometimes I swear the fat cow's going deaf.
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Sky News: Ice cream tests positive for Coronavirus in China. I guess it'll have to self ICE-olate now! (I'll let myself out)
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"No.. Not there... Oh God! There! Right there!" She screamed, banging the headboard with her fist, "Oh yes... Yes.... YES!" She took 'Where's Wally' very seriously.
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BBC News: 'Transgenger athlete Laurel Hubbard out of the Olympics.' Such a shame. She worked her bollocks off to get there.
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If anyone is looking for a Maths teacher, I'm available 25/7!
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I'm 26, and my girlfriend is 36. Is 10 years too big an age gap? Because her daughter is 16, and she's a right little sort! (Nod to Micky Flanagan)
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"My God, I don't want to forget this moment! It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all!... CLICK!" Wrong button, Alec.
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"What do we want?" "An end to drug abuse!" "When do we want it?" "Not until Parliamentary Recess!"
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Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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