I'm a 90 year old in London and gave my scouse neighbour £100 to buy some toilet rolls and couscous. That was 2 weeks ago. Not seen him since. And my car tyres are missing.
My 85 year old grandad lives in a residential home. Last week he informed us that he has become transgender. When asked why he said that it was clearly obvious from looking at the residents that women live longer than men.
Photograph of Meghan and Harry's adorable son holding Harry's hand on Father's Day.
Harry to Meghan - "What happened to my watch?"
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