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I noticed that the killer crocodile had an 80s dude on his shirt pocket!

Yes!..there is a problem on this site..[speaking as a newcomer].. I've noticed the vendettas..rivalries and tactical voting?..and fell victim myself yesterday? I put two reasonable gags up..[popular on Facebook]..and in two hours I was running at -9 and -8 which suggests deliberate down-voting? By contrast..some of the lamest..oldest..most badly constructed jokes I've ever heard are riding high in the 100+ region! Thanks for the welcome!!

Which word do you think would make a pretty baby name if it didn’t mean what it meant? I’m going with Omelette!!

I'll believe a salad is "to die for" when a guy on death-row chooses one for his last meal!

I hate those nuisance phone calls!..they're costing me a fortune!

I wonder if ugly people make a pretty face when they orgasm?

My Archimedes Heel is Greek references!!

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant in town! "Did you smell that food?" she asked.."it smells absolutely incredible!" Being a kindhearted fella, he thought "what the hell..I'll treat her" So he walked her past it again!!

Have we touched a nerve?..ha ha!.."comments closed"? There are a few abusing the site to be the top - dogs..and as it goes I don't care? Don't follow the money!..lol..follow the people in the top positions! I actually feel sorry for them..but understand their lack of self esteem..usually after reading their jokes? To me..the betrayal is in the fact that they pretend to be everyone's friend..and claim others are to blame! I could name at least 5..but I'm sure you're all aware anyway! It's a rather mediocre joke - site..and I refuse to get damp - eyed about losing a few sacred points?

Not a joke..but is Sellafield leaking or something?...I've just chucked another immense spider out?...and it was almost a fair - fight! I've heard other people mention em this year..so I'm wondering what the score is?