Sickipedia

When placed in a life-threatening situation, anthropologists say humans resort to fight or flight behaviour. Where does "shit yourself" fit in?

Labour's new rallying cry 🎶No Jeremy Corbyn🎶

I thought I might have a gambling problem but needed confirmation. I checked every Bookies on the High Street and the best I could get was 7-4 on.

Can anyone suggest a way for me to remember what a mnemonic is?

Lockdown TV I'm worried for my mental health as I'm thinking of booking a cruise because Jane Mcdonald is beginning to look attractive and her accent seductive. Does this count as suicidal behaviour?

I think I'm missing something 1 BAME people are at a greater risk of dying from Covid. 2 Large congregations of people increase the risk of Covid transmission. 3 Thousands attend Black Lives Matter protests. Am I dim or is this Darwin at work?

My unbelievably fat fucking wife was absolutely fucking livid. She put down her bargain bucket and spluttered "I'm fucked off with you badmouthing me, our gay cocksucker LGBT +++ son and the rest of our dysfunctional family on sickipedia. Ultimatum time - it's either us or sickipedia". I thought for a time and replied "OK, families always come first, bye bye sickipedia". I'm not wasp, this is just a recurrent dream I keep having that it'll be wasp's next post.

What's the difference between a Bolton pub-goers IQ and his shoe size? Not a lot apparently.

Did anyone notice Manchester City won the women's FA Cup? Thought not. Mods please repost this next week and see if response is different.

Nicola Adams has been suspended from Strictly Come Dancing after testing positive for being a bloke