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I bet Alan Shearer is licking his lips at the prospect of getting to the world cup final
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The wife asked for a divorce so I went straight to the stables and said "Give me the stupidest one you've got"
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My wife said to me "Have you been in the shower today?" I replied " Yes I have. Why?" Then she said "go and spread Philadelphia all over your cock and I'll give you an awesome blow job." I was gobsmacked so I asked "why do u wanna do that? And she replied "I just wanna suck a cheesy cock and your brother is at school."
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How do you measure a horses height? Hands How do you measure a horses cock? Feet
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England team for the next match at the world cup:- 1 Katie Price-Pickford 2 Kylie Walker 3 Danielle Rose 4 Mary Maguire 5 Joan Stones 6 Erica Dier 7 Nelly Alli 8 Jessica Lingard 9 Braheem Sterling 10 Harriet Kane 11 Martha Rashford
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Reasons why Freddie Mercury died of AIDS: 1. May couldn't pull out in time 2. Bohemian Rape Sodomy 3. Too Much Cum Will Kill You I could carry on. Over to you, guys.
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Ironic isn't it that if you say it quick enough "Bear Grylls" sounds like "Bog rolls".
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