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ticktock75

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ticktock75

3 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 8

I went to a christening the other day and the priest said there was a car in the bible. Apparently all the disciples were in one accord. I'll get my coat...

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3 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 9

I wonder if Han Solo had a much cooler brother named Drum.

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one year ago-Other-Dad Jokes-Post Rating : 11

I've noticed that people who wear jogging bottoms are usually the least likely to actually jog...

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2 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -1

Binfluencer (noun): Person who puts the right bin out on the right day, letting everyone else on the street know which bin to take out. Particularly useful over Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is.

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2 years ago-Orgasm-Post Rating : 6

Love is love...

Love is love...

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2 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : -1

I wondered why my head was getting smaller. Then I realised I'd picked up the potato peeler instead of my comb!

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3 years ago-Sex and Shit-Masturbation-Post Rating : -1

So is Camilla officially a Quilf now? Asking for a friend.

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4 years ago-Animal Cruelty-Post Rating : 7

Mein Phizer

Mein Phizer

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one year ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 11

I once rubbed Rachel Riley's fanny really gently. Stroke of genius.

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2 years ago-Thai Bird-Post Rating : 4

That's not a bar I'd want to go to...

That's not a bar I'd want to go to...

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