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I’ve just rekindled my relationship with a hot librarian.

Katie Price is planning a reunion party with all of her sexual partners after the Covid crisis. The event will be held at the O2 arena. Spaces are still available for third night.

BBC News. Apple products valued at 5m stolen in uk. Police are confident that both IPhones will be recovered soon.

Daily Mail: Princess Diana has been voted as the most beautiful Royal of all time, beating Megan Markle into second place. Diana would have scored even higher if they’d used her pre-crash images.

BBC News. Man dies from eating more than a bag of liquorice a day. I guess it takes all sorts.

Several Paralympic athletes receive head injuries in the wheelchair hurdles final

Walkers Crisps have announced that, after 73 years of production, they are just about to finish their first sack of potatoes.

Prince Harry and Megan sign £100 million deal with Netflix. He really is the ginger bread man.

Christmas jumpers always make me smile. It’s the way their brains spill out on the pavement...

I just had a really vivid mental image of my wife’s disfigured body, soaked in blood, smelling and decomposing, as I started to backfill the soil into her shallow grave. “John....John....are you even listening to me?” she said.....