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I don't understand all this LGTBQ stuff, can someone give me a straight answer?

How can I make this about me. Thought Meghan...

What a shit week I've had firstly for the first time in forty years I did'nt get a valentines card from a secret admirer,then to top it I find my nan has died. Credit fenners, todays soccer am .

At the job interview, the bloke conducting the interview was quite obviously a friend of dorethy, he mentioned his interest in medieval weapons and archery and such. I really need a job so wanting to appear highly educated I mentioned I like medieval stuff as well and do all my own felching. I Can't believe it,i've got the job.

Struggling to make appreciative groans and arghs during sex, just repeat in your head to yourself the following, diversity,vegan,climate protesters,grenfell. Save the saint greta of thunberg for climax but try not to do the face.

No lives would have been lost at all, if the grenfell residents truly had stayed put.

I Saw that Joleon lescott on the news earlier talking about the disgraceful scenes in bulgaria. I can't be the only one who thought him wearing a hat is quite an improvement.

Would've ever of thought the bloke off of the Halifax adverts would cause so much financial turmoil for the economy and bank of england

Whenever i'm preparing steak and kidney pie , it always reminds me of how I will smell when i'm old.

Bloody foxes screeching and screaming at night keeping me awake they are keeping up the british tradition of having a row over some food,disturbing the peace, then going home.