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Dear moderators, Kindly remove my wife from my timeline Thanks

Impersonate an african/asian caregiver by incompetently driving and endangering other road users by randomly pulling out of junctions into oncoming traffic or turning without indication. To complete the look the ideal car for this is a Nissan mirca, Toyota yaris, or vauxhall nova.

Well pancake day has came round quickly again, you could say it's crept up on us. Add it to the compendium of shite dad jokes

He won't do the decent thing and resign he is far too arrogant for that. In fact, the only sword he will fall on or has fallen on is a pork one. Allegedly...

Do you ever get the feeling you're surrounded by special people? Oh hang on... ffs,must dash a retard ,sorry a colleague has just licked a window in our control tower and he appears to be stuck!

With the introduction of id cards you won't be able to work without one. FFS Hier fuhrer Starmer, scousers will be rejoicing you've handed them another reason to avoid work

Men v women we see things differently, For instance I come home to a dark house and question what's with the candles and darkness have we had a power cut, or are we trying to contact the dead. She replies it's romantic and relaxing. They don't come with a manual do they,ffs!

I see that Rylan Clark has found love again with a fairground worker and good luck to him. Scream if you want me to go faster(and harder) ! Ohhhh Quinten, does it take you back to the early days with ducky...

Now Very Purple aki.

First, wet it thoroughly then push it forward. Flip it over, draw it back, repeat process multiple times. Nope, I'm not giving my young mistress the best two minutes of her life, I'm preparing for the Notting Hill Carnival. That 'chete won't sharpen itself will it fam !