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Tragic news regarding the OceanGate sub as it’s revealed that Elon Musk wasn’t onboard.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen football fans coming out of Hillsborough looking as crushed as those poor Peterborough fans the other night… 34 years 1 month and 5 days to be exact.

There are reports from Ghana that four of their AFCON trophies have been stolen… I don’t want to sound like a racist but I reckon a black guy done it.

I’m not surprised that Boris Johnson enjoyed his trip to Peppa Pig world. Apparently it was David Cameron’s favourite destination too.

I haven’t seen a black guy fuck a bunch of grannies like that since I was last on PornHub.

Life is a lot like a penis... short if you’re Chinese.

Life is full of ups and downs... especially if you work in a ladder factory with a bunch of spastics.

My son said he wanted to be a ghost for Halloween... so I killed him.

I always found it funny that the actor who plays Doctor Strange’s sidekick happens to have the same name as the character he plays... Wong on so many levels.

A man that has half a big orange as his head walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why’s half your head a big orange mate?” To which he replies “Well it’s a long story but I’ll tell you anyway... I went down to my cellar at home and noticed this old antique lamp. So I rubbed it and this genie popped out and granted me three wishes. So for my first wish I asked for an unlimited supply of money and instantly my wish was granted. I ran to the bank to check my account and sure enough I now had unlimited funds. For my second wish I asked for the world’s most beautiful woman to be my wife and for her to be madly in love with me. Within a second the most gorgeous woman I’d ever seen was at my side. And for my third wish I asked for half my head to be a big orange”.