Sickipedia

How many thief's does it take to change a.................. where's ma fucking light bulb???

No arsed if this gets fuck all votes you can even block or fucking delete this account but this sickipedia has just turned into a place where wee fucking fuck nuggets come and post there to wrong for facebook status incase they get reported. Fuck you all im no posting fuck all else after this because sickipedia is the biggest joke there is now!!! feel sorry for the rest of you that post decent jokes sure our paths will cross again.

Apparently there is a pervert at my local swimming pool spying on women in the changing rooms, which is bullshit because ive been in here for an hour now and ive not seen him!

Was in the shower with little time to spare before work so i also showered my daughter aswell. "daddy whats that??" "thats my penis honey" " why is it growing?" " you ask silly questions princess" "but daddy mmfmfmddsdcdmbcmbdsmcsdbdhbdcbhcbcbdhdhbdhchbdcbhdbhchdb"

just a hazard guess but i think this cunt dazza2121 runs this cunt thing, shite jokes always reaching the top for some fucked reason, im no arsed just bring the old rule of 1 joke per hour back eh!!

Kids have no fucking manners these days! Maybe if they screamed "let me out this basement please" I'd maybe fucking consider it!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its cock.

Just seen a woman parading about in front of her window in her bra and pants and when she seen that i was looking she started shouting things like "pervert" " im calling the fucking cops" i was so shocked i nearly fell off my ladder!!

Maybe we could take Chester Benningtons's body and attach it to some mediocre metal singer and come up with someone totally awsome! but thats just a hybrid theory!

I was in a pub telling this funny as fuck Muslim joke when some cunt jumps up and shouts "ISLAMAPHOBIA" I replied "nah its a a baby sheep and a type of meat, dickhead!"