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Catchphrase in 5 years time. Bing!! Well Paul you’re answer was technically correct, but Geoff over there shouted his incorrect answer louder, so he takes the point unfortunately. Oh, and Susan was actually offended by your answer, so she gets the bonus point!

If you’re shit at something or just can’t be arsed, just state it’s because of mental health issues. It works for Olympic athletes, so it can work for us bell ends!

Paralympics, a competition to see who has the best spastics! Not sure whether to be proud to be winning Gold or not!

All this olympics transgender shite can be solved in one quick question! ‘Would i fuck it?’ If the answer is no, you’re still too much of a bloke! Simples!

Well the Scots seem to have immigration sorted! Take them for a bath in a loch and the fuckers will drown themselves!

Tom Daley wins gold after dropping millions of kids off at the pool. The dive that won the gold was named ‘triple somersault with spunk’ after he farted mid dive and showered the audience in shit filled cock custard!

Save money on Covid tests and hotel isolation when returning from holiday this summer by telling border control that you’re a migrant!

I see the Germans are still crying over the England result!

I asked Mason Greenwood, what’s worse than being sent down for Rape, he said, being sent down for attempted rape.

The USA has had underground abortion clinics for years, they just call them elementary schools, you don’t even need an operation. What’s not to like?