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Today the football community remember why you should never force your way into a footground without a ticket

So Afgans for crawling through sewage to get into Kabul airport. Awfully considerate of them to make the effort freshen up before boarding a plane

Watching the F1 race, I couldn't help but think how refereshing it is to see a white man steal from a black man for a change

What a true British sporting legend the Canadian-born, half Romanaian, half Chinese Emma Raducanu is going to be

These two sick coppers get 2 years in jail for sharing photos of dead girls bodies on whatsapp. Now if only they'd done the respectable thing and just shagged them, they would gotten multiple BBC shows, their own catchphrase and a knighthood.

Holidaymakers collapsing waiting to get through border control at Heathrow Should have saved themselves the trouble and just hired a rubber dinghy to cross the channel

To everyone complaining about upcoming NI increase. You could just work smart like me; sit and home, smoke pot, lie, play PS5. You live off benefits your whole life, never have to pay a mortgage and then get your care home paid for by the state as well. -Scouse John

Israeli minitister complains about lack of wheelchair access at climate change conference If they want to play that game, everyon else should complain about their lots contribution to air pollution in the 1930s-40s

This coppa gets to have sex with a hot blonde, and then gets accomodation and all his meals sorted for life. Not a bad deal if you ask me.

Americans are quickly becoming the new scousers Forever going on about justice for the 2,996