Q, How do you get a Homosexual man to Fuck a woman ~ 100% biological Female ???
A, dress the woman with steel toe cap boots, tool belt, baseball cap, add the scent of ". Old spice or Brut plus the smoke from a 100 cigarettes AND FINALLY SHIT IN HER CUNT AND MAKE HER WEAR A PAIR OF BOXER SHORTS ON BACK TO FRONT !
I became good friends with a woman at work a few months ago but whenever I ask her out on a date or sumfin she just keeps knocking me back saying she doesn't go out with work colleagues and is looking for a soulmate,
So I told her we could work on that and if she gave me a chance and Sat on my face I'll eat my way to her Heart!
I wonder if it was a total mistake when JAY Z and BEYONCE first got together all because the personal assistant to Jay z got it wrong at the time when Jay said he wants to fuck destiny's child !
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