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tequiladave

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2 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Midget-Post Rating : 8

Did you know female midgets can't use tampons as they trip on the string?

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I asked my mate if Michael Parkinson had died. He didn't know but I received a Parker Pen just for enquiring.

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3 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Fatties-Post Rating : 24

Yo mama's so fat I saw her on Tinder, swiped left and she was still on the screen.

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4 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 27

Over half the people who have ever lived in the world have been killed by misquotes.

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Maddie isn't dead, she is alive and kicking. I have the bruises on my shins to prove it!

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What's the difference between Jade Goody and Tim Brooke Taylor? Nobody wanted to see a Goodie die! :-)

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7 years ago-Other-Family-Post Rating : 2

A hosepipe ban? What am I supposed to beat the kids with now?!?

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8 years ago-Other-Computers/Technology-Post Rating : 2

A Sickipedian walks into a library and asks for a book on hosting websites. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't back it up!"

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8 years ago-Celebrities-Harvey Weinstein-Post Rating : 4

Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey and Dustin Hoffman walk into an Irish themed pub in New York. The bartender says, "Oh no, not Yewtree again!"

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