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Over half the people who have ever lived in the world have been killed by misquotes.
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I asked my mate if Michael Parkinson had died. He didn't know but I received a Parker Pen just for enquiring.
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Maddie isn't dead, she is alive and kicking. I have the bruises on my shins to prove it!
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A Sickipedian walks into a library and asks for a book on hosting websites. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't back it up!"
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Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey and Dustin Hoffman walk into an Irish themed pub in New York. The bartender says, "Oh no, not Yewtree again!"
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Did you know female midgets can't use tampons as they trip on the string?
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Yo mama's so fat I saw her on Tinder, swiped left and she was still on the screen.
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What's the difference between Jade Goody and Tim Brooke Taylor? Nobody wanted to see a Goodie die! :-)
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A hosepipe ban? What am I supposed to beat the kids with now?!?
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Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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Promoting false information
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