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The prophet Mohamed married and fornicated with a 6 year old girl to "save her". Where was this defence when Gary glitters legal team were desperate?

Apparently, the Prophet Mohamed played the violin when he was a young child. He was an accomplished kiddy fiddler.

Irony? How Muslims hate pork but the Prophet Mohamed was a bacon.

The prophet Mohamed, married and fornicated with a 6 year old girl to "save her". Where was this defence when Gary glitters legal team were desperate?

My friend was working in Tesco's customer services, when a Paki came in and said: "This vinegar has got bits in it" ................... 'They're pickled onions you cunt !' Is apparently not the correct way of dealing with it.

Irony? How Muslims hate pork but the Prophet Mohamed was a bacon.

I got off with an Essex girl in the car park of the pub. I started fingering her and she said, "Try two fingers" Which i did. "Now try four fingers," Which I did. "Put your whole hand in" I did, thinking 'Fucking hell' "Now the other hand" So I now had both hands up her pussy. "Clap" She said 'I cant' I said "Tight ain't I?"

An Englishman sees a paddy on the tube and devises a quick plan to make some money. Englishman:"Hey Pat, do you wanna game of conundrums?" Paddy: 'What the feck is that then?' Englishman: "Well we ask each other questions, if you answer wrong, you give me £5 if you get it right, I'll give you £20 and vice versa" Englishman: "You understand Pat?" Paddy: 'Yes Soire, can I go first?' Englishman: "Okay Paddy away you go" Paddy:'Ok soire, What is green, tree feet long, has two heads and foive legs?" Englishman, after scratching his head for ten minutes: "I really don't know Pat, heres your 20 quid" Paddy: Neither do I soire, Heres your fiver!

Knock Knock Who's there? One Direction. One Direction who? Aw well that's showbusiness

What do Supergrass (real name Gary 'Stocky' Stockman) and Gary Haggarty have in common? They're both gay and up to their balls in shit.