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As I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives, “Hello Boris” I said.

Boris Johnson said data should decide when lockdown ends. I’m as much a fan of Startrek as the next man, But this is handing too much power to androids.

Only an idiot would want to be a leader during a pandemic. Fortunately we have Boris Johnson.

9th November: Pfizer & BioNTech announce a vaccine that is 90% effective but has to be stored at in an industrial freezer. 16th November: Moderna announces a vaccine that is 95% effective that can be stored in a fridge. 23th November: Trump and Domestos announce a vaccine that is 99% effective and can be kept under the sink.

150,000 criminal records accidentally deleted from police database due to technical issue. The police are calling for backup.

Antivax Czech singer Hama Horta dies soon after deliberately catching covid to avoid needing a vaccination. That’s how to do it properly Mr Djokovic.

What’s the difference between Phil Spectre and Donald Trump? People will remember Phil Spectre’s wall.

ABBA’s Bjorn accuses UK of tactical voting in 1974 Eurovision Song Contest. In other news, the Pope found to have links to the Catholic Church.

I am 91 Not going on 92 RIP Christopher Plummer

Arise Sir Lewis Black knight takes f1