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9th November: Pfizer & BioNTech announce a vaccine that is 90% effective but has to be stored at in an industrial freezer. 16th November: Moderna announces a vaccine that is 95% effective that can be stored in a fridge. 23th November: Trump and Domestos announce a vaccine that is 99% effective and can be kept under the sink.

A man called William Shakespeare was the second person to receive the vaccine? Fake news. It was the Earl of Derby.

Britain has taken back control. Our very own coronavirus: Covid-19(GB)

The story continues .... Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the land Not a lorry was stirring, not even a van. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, But all flights are grounded, St Nicholas not there. The children now home schooled all snug in their beds, While visions of loo rolls danced in their heads. And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my mask, Had addled our brains by draining the cask

In the spirit of Christmas goodwill ... As we can't export our fish to France because the borders are closed, maybe we should ask them if they wouldn't mind coming over and catching it themselves.

Brexit done. But we can't export seed potatoes so that to Ireland can grow their own. That went well last time.

Arise Sir Lewis Black knight takes f1

A friend tweeted “what’s a simile?” I clicked the “like” button.

150,000 criminal records accidentally deleted from police database due to technical issue. The police are calling for backup.

What’s the difference between Phil Spectre and Donald Trump? People will remember Phil Spectre’s wall.