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I was having sex wth my girlfriend. She said "Tonight I want to try it in the other hole." I said "No way love, you might get pregnant."
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A bridge has collapsed leaving 2 Italians dead. I've never been any good at Super Mario Land.
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Two Italians have been killed when a motorway overpass collapsed. or, there's a couple of meatballs at Spaghetti junction.
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I nearly drank some acid by mistake. Boy would my face have been red.
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I've just got myself a new four-legged friend. He's a mutant.
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I'm in a band called The Fish Heads. We're rubbish.
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Whoever designed this lift is stupid, it's got a button for the floor I'm already on.
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I went to volunteer at The Tourette's Society but they told me to fuck off.
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I'll never forget my Father's last words to me. He said "Please don't hit me with the axe!"
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Last night I shagged a bird with fake tits. Her cock was real though.
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