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stemeister99

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one year ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -3

I’m going to open a shop in Brighton selling all things beautiful. Any ideas for a name?

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one year ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 25

So an electrician gets home at 2am. His wife asks "wire you insulate?" He replies "watts it to you. "I'm ohm aren't i?"...

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2 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 50

I own two shirts and some neckwear that used to belong to the guy out of the mamas & the papas. All the sleeves are brown And the tie is grey.

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 0

I've been trying to get my girlfriend to sexually stimulate me with her keyring. But she keeps fobbing me off.

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one year ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 30

It's going to be foggy tonight. It's going to be foggy tonight It's going to be foggy tonight It's going to be foggy tonight You have..... 4 mist messages.

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7 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 0

Last night in my local Indian i ordered the TARKA curry. it tasted exactly like vindaloo but was a little OTTER.........

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one year ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -8

Just got back from the doctors. He said I've got to have an earring made. What a strange thing to say.

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one year ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -3

I've managed to build a car entirely from old washing machine parts.. Might pop out for a spin later....

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one year ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 10

My last girlfriend left me due to my obsession with blankety blank. What makes it worse is that she took all the ___________ with her.

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one year ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 23

Little known fact. There is a patron saint of checking bread rolls before they leave the oven. Saint john the bap test.

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