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Man killed by 3 teens on isle of sheppey after being hit on the head with a concrete slab. Family and friends have said he was a very level headed individual

Having been released as Angela Rayners tax advisor, Diane Abbott is now available for specialist tax advice. Rayner was caught out when Abbott submitted a claim of 3 billion pounds tax rebate.

Angela Rayner has already signed on for Jobseekers Allowance 3 times this afternoon.

Candlelit vigil to be held in the Swiss capital tonight. Billy Joel has been invited to sing we didn't start the fire

As if by magic, the grim reaper appeared. Time to go to hell Mr Brooks, he said

Swiss authorities announce fund raising root vegetable dinner and poetry evening to be held 25th January in aid of the nightclub survivors

To be fair to John Torode, he'd just seen his wife at a Coldplay with her boss Nick Gurr. And he was black And he had just stubbed his toe

Police have said they will not be pressing charges following video footage of Prince Andrew fornicating with a 12 year old from Nimes. They said it was only a minor miss de Nimes er

Kelly Clarkson to sing Since You've been Gone at her ex husbands wake

In a dark dark town There was a dark dark church Outside the dark dark church There was a dark dark graveyard In the dark dark graveyard There was a dark dark tomb In the dark dark tomb There was a dark dark box And in the dark dark box A skeleton lived...