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Two hunters are in a forest, when one of them collapses, he doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. His friend whips his phone out and calls emergency services. "Help I think my friend is dead" "OK stay calm sir, let's make sure he is dead" After a few seconds silence, a gun shot is heard. The friend comes back on the line and says "OK, what now?"

"Controversial influencer Andrew Tate leaves Romania for US" Controversial influencer? That's what we're using for the word twat these days?

Body of missing British businessman ‘found in sack of pineapples’ in Kenya The man from del monte he say "ARRRGH, FUCK OFF, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

I've just had a light bulb moment. You know Black Friday? Is it called that because the prices are so cheap, it's like you're robbing them?

It's the third anniversary of the war in Ukraine. YEEEEAH!!!! I'm off down the pub.

Parents 'paralysed in sorrow' after son, 13, dies 'attempting dangerous social media challenge' - similar to viral TikTok 'Blackout Challenge' The 13-year-old was described as “a vibrant, kind, loving, beautiful young man. They forgot idiot.

"14yo girl raped in train station toilets" Police release cctv footage asking if anyone recognises the suspect. Yeah I do he looks like one of those doctors we've been welcoming in to the country.

I hate being labelled racist just because I don't hide my hatred for David Lammy. I mean I am a proud racist, but I resent the suggestion in this case. I hate him because he's a dumb cunt

Baby swans are called cygnets Baby hedgehogs are called hoglets And baby pigs are piglets. That's why I call baby black people niglets And just to clarify the correct term for a grown up black person is "criminal"