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My wife had a go at me asking how come if a man has sex with a lot of women, he's a legend yet if a woman has sex with a lot of men, she's a slut. I told her if a lock gets opened by a lot of keys, its a fucking shit lock, but if a key opens a lot of locks it's a master key.
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My next song is about Madeleine McCann, Take it away...
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My wife asked me for help when she was doing a crossword. "Office profession, 9 letters beginning with 'S'" she said. "Male or female?" I replied. "What bloody difference does that make?" she shrieked. "Solicitor if it's male", I replied, "secretary if it's female".
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I passed my ex in the street and gave her one of those horrible looks. I threw acid in her face.
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Drugs are for mugs. Except rohypnol, that's for wine glasses.
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"Well, well, what have we got here?" said a cop, sneeringly, whilst pointing towards my cannabis sativa in my cupboard. I told him it was a plant.
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Adele is that fat that when she fell down the stairs, I thought Eastenders was ending.
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Why don't feminists play hide and seek? Because nobody will look for them
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