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First we had Diana, Queen of Hearts. Now we'll have Meghan, Queen of Spades
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My penis is a lot like algebra. It's hard for school kids.
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I was driving home when my satnav said "Turn off in 200 yards" Sure enough, my wife was stood there.
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Dear Sickipedia, I have 11 jokes and I can't understand why any of them haven't scored very well. Jose Mourinho
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I've just joined the McDonald's Customer Loyalty Programme. I've got type 2 diabetes
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I'm being stalked by this weird woman and it's quite scary. She takes my clothes off the line, watches me leave the house every time I go out and keeps sending me friends requests on Facebook. I wish I never married the bitch.
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I'm so thirsty, my throat is as dry as a Paki's bath mat.
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When I saw those Muslims all mowed down by the van I thought "Jesus! That could've been me" But then I remembered I don't have a van.
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I've just been to the barbers and had a Jose Mourinho haircut. Fuck all at the front, nothing at the sides and mess at the back
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A 10 year old girl goes up to her mother and says "Mummy. I've got some blood coming from my frufru." "It's ok darling. It means you're growing up" her mum said "You need to start using something called a tampon to mop up the blood. It's shaped like a mans willy to help it slide in easily" Little girl says "Yes mummy. It started after Uncle Billy did that"
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Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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Promoting false information
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