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The Sun headline: Charlie Kirk’s wife Erika speaks for first time and says she told children, 3 & 1, ‘dad is on a work trip with Jesus’ Jesus only had a hole in his hands, not his neck though!

I like my women how I like my whisky....12 years old and mixed with coke!

I like my coffee women how i Like my women... Bought into the country in a sack! (nod to apollo17)

Only one thing worse than Lily Philips gangbanging 100 men, is being the 100th man. That thing's gonna look like a plasterer's bucket by the time you have a go on it!

Christmas is like sex... only comes once a year, a chance to empty my sack... magical with children

A general election is like picking which dildo to get fucked with next!

Just seen the advert for Dementia charity.... "you don't die of dementia once but you die over and over again" On the plus side... at least i haven't seen that advert about dementia!

The best thing about marrying and African woman is I don't have to look for the clit.... thats long gone!

Just had to come off Twitter... all i said was 'i can't wait for the next 911'... so far i've gained a thousand Muslim followers and loads of angry Yanks wanting to shoot me... I knew I should have added @Porsche

22 years gone R.I.P uncle Mohammed Great bloke, shit pilot!