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slapster

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6 years ago-Celebrity Death-Any famous person. -Post Rating : 9

The body pulled from the plane in the Channel is suspected to be that of Emiliano Sala. ATOS have immediately deemed him fit for work and he is likely to start on the bench this weekend.......

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5 years ago-Events-Historic Event-Post Rating : 8

Just can’t please some people..... I sincerely complimented someone on their excellent Movember, and suddenly she's not your friend anymore...........

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one year ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 6

Shamima Begone..........

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one year ago-Other-Food and Drink-Post Rating : 6

Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea, coffee, etc It does nothing for you physically, but it does stop your biscuit from going soft

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one year ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 4

Saw a rhinoceros prostitute last night. Same as any other, but she just charged more.......

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3 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Doctor-Post Rating : 4

A GP appointment was sold to an anonymous bidder for a world record eight hundred thousand pounds at Sotheby’s yesterday...........

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one year ago-Other-Food and Drink-Post Rating : 1

Roses are red, Chocolate is brown, Your getting neither, Scale the fuck down

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one year ago-Religion-Bible-Post Rating : -1

Spoiler Alert: if you've just started reading the Bible dont go to church at Easter because they give away the ending....

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one year ago-Crime-Theft-Post Rating : -1

Call me prejudiced, but if I owned a shop, I'd ban all people with blurry faces from coming in......

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2 years ago-Other-Women-Post Rating : -1

"Get yourself dressed up love," I said to my girlfriend, "it's two courses for a tenner today." "Great, I'm starving" she replied. "What the Hell are you on about?" I said, "I need you to carry my golf clubs."

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