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Nissan abandons plans to build new model in the North East. The 61% of turkeys in Sunderland who voted for Brexit, must be absolutely delighted that Christmas has come early.

If Donald Trump had really wanted Hillary Clinton locked up, he should have given her a job on his campaign team.

Brighten up your next trip to the supermarket by seeking out a couple in their late-30s, who are being seriously hassled by their brood of kids. Then casually drop a pregnancy test kit into their trolley. Stand well back, and enjoy a hilarious comedy show at the checkout.

Liverpudlian: "I got my kid's a big garden trampoline on the Internet" Mancunian: "What site did you see it on?" Liverpudlian: "Google Earth."

Do you ever go into a room and forget what you went in there for? Well, that’s how my dad lost his job as a fireman...

In an effort to rescue her career and avoid bankruptcy, Katie Price has begun work on a sexy reality TV show, set inside a commercial airplane, called ‘Come Inside My Cockpit’. She did the pilot yesterday.

My wife says our first sexual experience was like a fairy tale. Grimm.

If a couple have sex behind a locked door in a public toilet, does mean they’re officially ‘engaged’?

You know the temperature’s dropping when a Glaswegian puts on a jumper, a Dundonian puts on a long sleeved T-shirt, and Lamppost Lil in John O’Groats puts on a pair of knickers.

Woman in vegetative state gives birth. The vegetative state is Arizona.