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sickusmaximus

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6 years ago-Racism-Islam-Post Rating : 9

Whats the best way to bury fuck all? Ask an Iranian

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7 years ago-Racism-English-Post Rating : 6

Enoch Powell go's to Heaven and rings the bell at the pearly gates, no answer so again he rings the bell. Third time he presses again and hears footsteps approaching, "Hey who dat man"? said a voice, " fucking forget it" replies Enoch.

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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 1

Watching Joshua v Ruiz i thought fucking hell have all the women gone to bingo?

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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 1

Watching Joshua v Ruiz i thought fucking hell have all the women gone to bingo?

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 0

I went in the local card shop and asked the lady if they sold sympathy cards "yes we do", she said. I asked "Can I swap it for this get well soon card"?

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5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Masturbation-Post Rating : 0

I decided to give up masturbating as my New Years resolution,Thing is I haven't felt myself since.

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Grave-Post Rating : 0

Just spent half an hour at my wife's grave, she still thinks its going to be a pond.

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A Japanese resident in an old people's home was talking about his role in the 2nd world war, I was a Kamikaze pilot my code name was Chow Mein he said. An elderly veteran shouted well how the fuck are you still here then? Chicken Chow Mein said the Jap

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6 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 0

Following the Christmas Eve triple drowning in the Costa Del Sol lessons need to be learnt, fucking swimming lessons.

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6 years ago-Events-Christmas-Post Rating : 0

I walked in on Santa as a 5 yr old just as he was unleashing the biggest fart ever. Ive had a phobia ever since of him. I was also born tone deaf

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