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Now that the Olympics have finished I'm looking forward to the paralympics starting. Bring on the 1st day of Tottenhams new season

My wife told me I need to get in touch with my feminine side. So I stopped talking to her for 3 days and whenever she asked me what was wrong I said "nothing it doesnt matter" and then I went out and crashed the car

Boris johnson announces major crackdown on people who post vile, racist content online.... That's us lot fucked then

George Floyd's mum has spoken of her devastation at the tragic loss of her beloved son His dad wasnt available for comment

Love Island 2021 has ended. Excellent, now they can start killing themselves

Benjamin mendy should've raped that girl at the etihad on match day in front of the home stand. Then there wouldn't be any witnesses

In a bid to make english schools more 'islam friendly', they shall no longer show pictures of Mohammed to the Muslim children. They will also gang rape them at lunchtime and throw rocks at their heads.

The 2 main suspects in the flying of the 'white lives matter (Burnley)' banner over the Etihad stadium tonight, have been named locally as.....the only 2 white guys in Burnley

I've recently opened up a working mans club in liverpool. It's been 4 weeks and I havent had a single customer

I've just found out that my wife has been secretly funding a paedophile ring! I cancelled our TV license ages ago but the bitch has reinstated it