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shittierjokes

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Twitter - @ShittierJokes Jokes from around the web. Trying them out on here first then posting on Twitter. (formerly MathsDebation)

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6 years ago-Wordplay-Children-Post Rating : 12

My daughter is really missing the sun. She has just lined up all her dolls facing out the window towards our outside grill. I think she’s preparing some sort of Barbie Queue.

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8 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 12

I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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8 years ago-Other-One Liner-Post Rating : 11

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine … Clearly hasn’t tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Girlfriend-Post Rating : 9

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose. Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Beastiality-Post Rating : 6

I’m a scientist who’s researching bestiality between humans and dogs. I’ll be in my lab.

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8 years ago-Other-Feminist-Post Rating : 6

A little girl says to her mother, 'Mummy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up.' Her mum says, 'Well pick one sweetie - you can’t do both.'

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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Incest-Post Rating : 5

My town just had its annual incest competition... I entered my sister!

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8 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : 5

A bad workman always blames his fools… Tools, I meant tools. Stupid keyboard…

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Sexual Innuendo-Post Rating : 5

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 14 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

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8 years ago-Religion-All Religions-Post Rating : 4

I found someone’s wallet today, and as a good Christian I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I turned it into wine.

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