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Jesus said unto his disciples, "I tell you most solemnly, whomsoever divideth the circumference of a circle by its diameter shall with his own eyes see the glory of our heavenly father." John 3.14

I have long hoped that Will Self would marry an Indian woman called Shatma Nod to chum

Twattoo (n): intimate female body art. Nod to stickyagain

Watching the rugby yesterday, I'm no closer to understanding that haiku they do before each match, and I'm still convinced it has way too many syllables. Nevertheless: All Blacks Matter

Is UK-based African American comedian Reginald D Hunter gay? The "D Hunter" bit would suggest so.

True story. One morning I got to work to find my boss warming her feet on a radiator next to her desk. When I said hello, she used her feet to swivel her chair around and return the greeting. I said it looked like such a Bond villain move that I half-expected her to be stroking a hairless cat. She said, "I'll have to make sure I'm prepared for that in future." I said, "... by shaving your pussy?"

I wonder how non-binary people can keep up the pretence even to themselves when they're shooting a load of cum out of their cocks, or when they're on their period. I'd love someone to start a punk band called The Non-binary Cum Shots.

If "2001: A Space Odyssey" had been made in the middle east, would the on board computer have been called HALal?

Is "tight-fisted" an oxymoron? Asking for a friend.

If Oral B hadn't already been taken as a dental brand, it would have made a great name for a rapper who sucks cock.