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shaker

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shaker

6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Girlfriend-Post Rating : 54

Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend

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6 years ago-Crime-Murder-Post Rating : 19

For Halloween I'm going to a fancy dress party dressed as a really scary mummy - one that will really frighten the kids. I'm going dressed as Kate McCann

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : 14

Due to Covid restrictions, The Derwent Pencil Museum will be closed on 25th December 2020: What sort of a cunt do you have to be to want to visit there on Christmas fucking day?

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5 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 25

I once did a stand up gig in Cornwall and it went terribly. I got Bude off stage I'll get me coat

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4 years ago-Sex and Shit-Masturbation-Post Rating : 16

Just won the World championship wanking final. It was hard work and I had to beat off some stiff opposition

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6 years ago-Crime-Murder-Post Rating : 38

Amish murderers get the acoustic chair

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4 years ago-In The News-Crime-Post Rating : 7-Via www.bbc.co.uk

FREE JOKE SET UP LINE: BBC NEWS: "Walkers crisp shortage leaves Leicestershire family desperate"

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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 34

It breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map, when the real treasure is the friendships they build along the way

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4 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 7

I've just seen the Women's England manager Sarina Wiegman on Sky Sports. I've given this some serious consideration, but I'd still rather shag Gareth Southgate

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4 years ago-Celebrity Death-Any famous person. -Post Rating : 4

Ron Flowers: Former England international and 1966 squad member dies at 87 His widow has asked for floral tributes only

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