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Yo Mamma's so fat… that other people have to pay for the health consequences of this via general taxation, even though it's her responsibility

I found it a struggle when my new girlfriend wanted me to give up meat and become a vegan. In the end the easiest way to do it was to go cold turkey

Just got my haircut by a racist barber. He owns that salon on the High Street - The Krew Kuts Klan Nod to Chum

These days I only cook using locally-sourced produce. For example last night I made a casserole using my next door neighbour's cat

Josh Widdecombe has been accused of stealing jokes from new comedians on the stand up circuit and not crediting the original joke writer. Josh's spokeman, Bob Kostic, has totally denied the accusations

I'm not saying Keith Bennett was ugly. I'm just saying, if he were my son I'd want him to be murdered, buried on the moors and never seen again

Yo Mamma's a virgin

"Above Us Only Sky" is the motto of John Lennon Airport in Liverpool, a line taken from the classic song 'Imagine' The baggage handlers motto is also taken from the same song. "Imagine No Possessions"

My sincerest apologies for that rimming joke I posted last night. I didn't mean it, it was very much tongue in cheek

Whenever I get undressed in the bathroom my shower gets turned on