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Apparently Michael Jackson was supposed to be having a meeting in the World Trade Center on 9/11, but ended up staying home. You think your childhood was rough, some 5 year old boy was getting ass fucked by a pedophile while watching a jet fly into a skyscraper.

It is difficult being an American who is participating in foreign culture. I keep hearing phrases like, "man chest hair", "Terry's a May", "Brett's it", and "You're up", and I've no fucking idea what you're talking about

Watching a Donald Trump/Kanye West debate would be like watching 2 retards fuck.

Why do they call it Black Friday? Niggers go out every Friday and blow their checks on a bunch of shit anyway...should call it White Friday

If some guy is fucking me through my urethra and cums, and I proceed to piss out his load, is that considered ejaculation?

"Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen assaulted outside of a Fort Lauderdale hotel while smoking a cigarette." See, this is why I don't go out in public unarmed.

England, Iran, USA, Scotland/Ukraine/Wales The Sickipedia Gods willed it

Horrific reports of total carnage from the crash sight of China Eastern, flight 5735: "None of these bodies are even recognizable as human beings."-firefighter Steven Morrissey, 63, of Manchester, England.

Who the fuck is Michael Collins?

Reports from Connery's bedside say he screamed like a stuck irish pig