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I heard that if you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then have a wank, it'll feel like someone's else's hand. It didn't work though. Still felt like my dads dick.
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My wife bought the biggest hat in the shop to wear to the Grand National as she wants to stand out from the crowd. And it worked. None of the other horses are wearing hats.
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The nurse said, "I can see the head now, push, push." So typical of my wife to get stuck in the MRI machine.
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BBC News: Rapists will now be named. Cool. Can I have Night Striker? Or has that already been taken?
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Me and my soon to be ex-wife are getting on surprisingly well at the moment. Maybe that'll change when I tell her she's soon to be my ex-wife.
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Mike Tyson has been annouced as the host of next years Oscar Ceremony.
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Will Smith's marriage is open to everything. Apart from jokes.
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I have to wear high heels everytime I'm changing the light bulbs in the house. Either that or my wife would have accused me of cheating after she found them under the bed.
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I raped and beat an identical twin from our street when she were younger. She's not been the same since.
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