Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them.
They said it would be like winning the Lottery. To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls
Macauley Caulkin has defended Michael Jackson saying that he never came near him?
Good luck getting near Macauley in the early 90s! Between the electrified doorknobs, blowtorches and deadly paint tin traps on the way to his room you’d have no chance.
Bigger than 'Albert Square', better than 'Ramsey Street' and far more convincing than 'Coronation Street'; introducing Britain's newest soap..... watch it live every night... please welcome ' Downing Street', available on most channels!
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