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The Manchester City v Arsenal match has been postponed after the entire Arsenal team tested negative for talent.

I presume Duffy must be releasing a new album to coincide with her suddenly remembering she was once held hostage & raped.

Never mind a vaccine for Covid-19, it’s blood stocks that the NHS will need if Captain Tom Moore doesn’t stop bleeding the British people dry.

More ethnic minorities are dying from Covid19, or as it’s now called, Fried Chicken Flu.

Gay Pride has been cancelled to prevent a load of virus ridden scum from gathering together and spreading it. In other news, there is a Coronavirus outbreak.

BBC Headline ‘Danny Cipriani in emotional publicity stunt’

Police have named the woman responsible for the terror attack which will take on London Bridge in 2023 as Saffiya Shaikh (formerly known as Michelle Ramsden) who will be released early from prison on licence.

Westmnster Bridge, London Bridge, Borough Market, Tavistock Sq, Charlie Hebdo, Charleroi, Hanover, Berlin, Brussels, Stockholm, etc etc. Your boys just took one hell of a beating.

Prodigy frontman Keith Flint has died of food poisoning from a fish eggs pastry. No surprise really, he was a Pie Roe maniac

England cricket captain Joe Root is a fucking disgrace. Homosexuality is illegal in St Lucia and he should show some respect when travelling abroad.