Jon Bon Jovi is hero not just for his songs but after saving a woman from throwing herself off a bridge in Nashville Tennessee. Mind you if Eddie Van Halen had had beat him to it, she would have been fucked ( go ahead and jump)
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, bet you’ve never heard of wanker on an anchor, explaines pretty much who Mark Drakeford is. They say he can come in 20 seconds.
I hear that the fucking snowflakes are trying to ban ba ba black sheep. The animal might identify as a goat or a ram. The wool isn’t vegan friendly. Yes sir yes sir is sexist. The three bags full might not be recyclable. One for the master and one for the dame would have to changed to them or they. Instead of little boy they would have to change it to gender fluid human that lives down the lane.
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