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A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday. Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
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Just asked the assistant in the hardware shop if he had any Bulldog clips? "No", he said. "but I've got a lovely little video of a Jack Russell"
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Dear Sir I'd like to congratulate Elon Musk who has named his baby son X AE A-12 in some bizarre code to represent where he was conceived. My parents did something similar so great minds and all that. Sincerely J-9 M11
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I met my wife 30 years ago and she's as beautiful now as she was then, and all it's taken is 3 facelifts, a dozen skin peels, 2 boob jobs and liposuction every 6 months....and my failing eyesight obviously
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Love Island cancelled...I know it's bad news for some but they don't deserve the flack
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Lazy bastards any other time but all of a sudden there's a lockdown and every cunt is doing his Duke of Edinburgh Award
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Just opened a tin of alphabet spaghetti and they were all O's... What are the fucking chances of that then egg heads
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I was really enjoying the sequal to gorilla's in the mist until I realised it was Meghan Markles recently released video of baby Archie
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Dear Sir I'd like to congratulate Elon Musk who has named his baby son X AE A-12 in some bizarre code to represent where he was conceived. My parents did something similar so great minds and all that. Sincerely J-9 M11
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I walked past the fridge and thought I heard a carrot singing ‘Stayin’ Alive’. Turns out it was just a chive talking.
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